This is how much I love my wife:
For the first time in my life, I went shopping on Black Friday...at 5:30 am!
Wait. There's more.
We went shopping for poinsettias at the Home Depot. 99 cents each.
I hate poinsettias.
I call them "the Devil's Flower."
I think they are real plants that look fake.
I hate them.
Yet, there I was, way too early in the morning, buying them with my wife.
Godzilla have mercy on my soul.
Now I feel better. I was wide-awake at 5:30 this morning also and realized the crowds would be gone since the biggies opened at midnight or earlier this year. So I went to Target and Wal-Mart and picked up some cheap video, like Green Lantern: Emerald Knights for $1.96.
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