This is how much I love my wife:
For the first time in my life, I went shopping on Black Friday...at 5:30 am!
Wait. There's more.
We went shopping for poinsettias at the Home Depot. 99 cents each.
I hate poinsettias.
I call them "the Devil's Flower."
I think they are real plants that look fake.
I hate them.
Yet, there I was, way too early in the morning, buying them with my wife.
Godzilla have mercy on my soul.