This is going to be my final word on a certain matter and I fear I will come off more than a little dick-ish in making the following statement. I guess I'll have to live with that.
Do not send me requests to review your book or comic book or movie by going online to download a copy of it or read a PDFs of it. From here on in, those requests will be ignored and go unanswered.
When I read or view something, I find it awkward to do so on the computer. So I don't do that.
When I review some printed matter, I keep it on my desk to the left of me while I write the review.
When I review some movie or TV show, I have a pad of paper next to me so I can make notes.
This is how I write my reviews. This is how I have written my reviews for decades. This is how I will continue to write my reviews. Until the comet comes and wipes out my kind.
If you want me to review something - and I make no guarantees that I will review it or review it positively - you must send it to me at:
840 Damon Drive
Medina, OH 44256
Besides, it's hard for me to use the computer with these tiny clawed arms of mine.